Goodmorningladiesandgentlemen,I’mHuangDongfromFuJianProvince.It'smypleasuretobehereinfrontofyoutointroducemyself.I’mafreshmannowstudyinginMaterialsScienceandEngineeringandIJustentertheuniversity.
Aboutmycharacter,Ican’tdescribeitwell,butgenerallyspeaking,Iamahard_workingstudentespeciallywhenIdothethingsIaminterestedin.AndIamoptimisticandconfident.SometimesIprefertostayalone,reading,listeningtomusic,butIamnotlonely,Inmysparetime,Ioftengoshoppingwithmyfriends,surfontheInternetanddosomesports,suchasrunning,tabletennisandroller_skating.
Ilikebadmintonverymuch.Ievengotthe4thplaceinthebadmintonCompetitioninmyschool,whichwasaverygloriousmemory.ButnowsinceI’mfacedwithSchoolandactivities,Ican’tspendtoomuchtimedoingsports.Butthisbusylifehasalsotaughtmehowtobalancebetweenstudyandentertainment.AlsoIloveEnglishverymuch.Ioftenwritecompositionstoimprovemywittenability,butIknowmyEnglishisnotgoodenough,Istillneedtomakeaneffort.
Thisisabriefintroductionofmyself.AtlastIreallylookforwardtobeingadmittedandbecomingpartoftheclass.Thankyouverymuch.
Anewsemesterapproaching,westandonanewstartingpoint,facedwithgreaterchallenges,Iamwellawarethatthisisnotaneasywaytotake,butOncewemasteredtheknackofthis,itisexcitingtowaitforthebettertomorrow.Afterthestudy,inordertohaveacorrectdirection,Idevisedastudyplan.
First,theremustbeconfidence,confidenceisthefirstsecretofsuccess,bothinlifeandinlearning,self-confidenceiscrucial.Nomatterhowtomorrow,buttodayhascome,graspthisisthemostsensiblechoice.
Nomatterhowgreatthegapbetweenthemselvesandothers,buttoenterthesecondsemester,anditisanewbeginning,alwaysbelievetheycanbesuccessful.
goodmorning/afternoon/evening,mynameis.itisreallyagreathonortohavethisopportunity/chancetointroducemyself.
generallyspeaking,iamahardworkingstudentespeciallydothethingiaminterestedin.iwilltrymybesttofinishitnomatterhowdifficultitis.furthermore,iamapersonwithgreat
perserverence.duringthedayspreparingforthecolledge-entranceexamination,iinsistonrunningeveryday,nomatterwhattheweatherwaslike.andjustowningtothis,icouldconcentrateonmystudyandsucceededintheend.
well,inmysparetime,ilikebasketball,tennisandchinesechess.andenglishismyfavoratesubject.ioftengotoenglishcornertopractisemyoralenglishoneverythursday,andwrite
compositionstoimprovemywittenability.butiknowmyenglishisnotgoodenough,iwillcontinuestudyinghard.
ok,thatisall,thankyouforyourattention.
一位同学首先介绍自己说：Helloeveryone，I’mfromrivernorth......
“什么？”来自哪里？全场师生都蒙了，这位同学到底来自哪里？大家都陷入了短暂的思考。哦，对，他来自河北！河北被翻译成了rivernorth，连英语老师也是头一次见，今天学到一个新词了！全场哄堂大笑！
这位同学刚介绍完，另外一位身材高大的同学站了起来，他首先介绍了自己叫什么名字，然后说：I’mfrombroadquiet。broadquiet？嗯，中国应该没这个省，难道这位同学说的'是我国的某个市？广安？对，四川省广安市！不对，我来自辽宁省！全场又蒙了！broadquiet是辽宁啊，这真是长见识了。
接着另外一位同学也站了起来，身材不高，皮肤黝黑，“Iamfromlakeconstruct！”，有了前面两位同学的介绍，大家这回都有心理准备了，lake的意思是湖、湖泊的意思，construct是建造、创立的意思，两个放在一起意思是“湖泊建造”？这是哪个省呢？“湖建”，终于发现了，是福建！这个翻译太有才了，跟福建当地口音结合不错，一般人真猜不出来是什么意思！全场再次爆笑！
这就是中国式英语的魅力，我们就是这么韧性，哈哈！其他还有很多省份的翻译：比如luckwoods是吉林，mountaineast是山东，uppersea是上海，foldriver是浙江，innerguessingancient是内蒙古等等。
小地名也有很多，doorheadvalley是北京市门头沟，westdoubleflag是北京西二旗，哈哈哈！
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